Small town U.S.A

You know that you live in a small town when....

• Your front page article of your news paper is called 'Fungus among us.' The picture next to it had a picture of a couple guys holding fungus the caption said, 'Will they eat it???' 
• The library closes down for your sisters wedding.
• You have two stop lights because the third one fell down and no one ever fixed it. 
• The only vehicles in town are big cars and pickup trucks. 
• If any new restaurants move to town they only stay for.....maybe two months before they are out of business.
• They put whoever got pulled over or got a speeding ticket in the news paper. 

   You gotta love living in small town U.S.A :)