You know that you live in a small town when....
- Your front page article of your news paper is called 'Fungus among us.' The picture next to it had a picture of a couple guys holding fungus the caption said, 'Will they eat it???'
- The library closes down for your sisters wedding.
- You have two stop lights because the third one fell down and no one ever fixed it.
- The only vehicles in town are big cars and pickup trucks.
- If any new restaurants move to town they only stay for.....maybe two months before they are out of business.
- They put whoever got pulled over or got a speeding ticket in the news paper.
You gotta love living in small town U.S.A :)